Even Here, Jehovah's Witnesses

Elapsed time from move-in to first visit from Japanese Jehovah's Witnesses: 22 days. That in an impressive response time considering that they represent somewhere around 0.1% of the Japanese population according to Wikipedia. They had a little book with languages and I believe they just wanted to say hi (in Japanese) and figure out what languages we speak, preparatory to securing a bible in that language and coming back loaded for bear. I missed the opportunity to say I wanted one in Klingon, but they left pretty rapidly, which might have been because I was wearing my Tabasco sauce PJ's when I answered the door.